VHS murder

When you watch a VHS tape so much, it stops working, and you have to buy another copy of that movie/record another rerun of the episode you're watching.

"He recorded all the PB&J Otter episodes as a kid. One day, he watched this one episode so many times, he committed VHS murder."

go make yourself a sandwich

To go pass time.

Guy A: God fucking dammit, this is taking forever to load! Watching paint fucking dry is more fucking fun.

Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.

Sunday night

The period of time where most people start on their homework.

*Friday evening*
Person: "I'll start on this science project in a couple of minutes."

*Sunday night*
Person: "This time, I'll start up on my project. Let me just check the time... oh, 10:24 PM."

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kpop

1) A mental disability that mostly affects teenagers and adults.
2) Synonym for cringe.

"He will have to wear a helmet whenever he's in the bus; he has kpop."

"Dude, you play Fortnite? That's so kpop."

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come meet my cat

To have sex with a female's pussy/vagina.

"Come upstairs so you can come meet my cat! ...If you know what I mean."

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you

Not me, YOU. Yeah you. You're the one reading this.

What you're doing right now:

1. Looking at this definition.
2. Sitting on a computer chair.
3. Breathing.
4. Moving a muscle.
5. You're either going to look at another definition, or close this tab.

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I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."