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God Donut

"God donut" is a censored way to say "God damn it!". Best known for being in iPhone autocorrects.

Zach: God donut, this ducking phone won't let me ducking cuss!
Abby: I know we're mad at each other and all, but this is way too funny!
Zach: Shut the duck up, you ducking shut head. Know what? Screw this. See you in bell, you ditch. Bye.

by Overstored Milk August 7, 2014

71πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Super Shaggy Sandwich

A double triple-decker sardine and marshmallow fudge sandwich created by Shaggy Rogers in the Scooby Doo Where Are You episode, "Hassle in the Castle".

The ingredients:
-Loaf bread

-Ham
-Ketchup
-Mustard
-Cheese
-Lettuce
-Sardine
-Marshmallows
-Fudge
-Decorated with an olive

A possible reference that Scooby and Shaggy are pot-heads.

Guy A: What'd you eat back there?
Guy B: A Super Shaggy Sandwich - a double triple-decker sardine and marshmallow fudge sandwich.
Guy A: Damn, you got some serious munchies!

by Overstored Milk October 11, 2014


calm your tits

Someone has become so angry that it's becoming out of control, they're impossible to calm down. So, one says they should "calm their tits".

Tammy: You know what I really think of you?

Jon: What?

Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!

Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!

by Overstored Milk October 20, 2014

14πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


ftw

Fuck the world.

Man, this city sucks. I expected a VIP table, indoor pool, and a couple of strippers. FTW!

by Overstored Milk July 4, 2014

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Spiffy

Cool, neat, good, interesting, or fun.

"I think Fred is a spiffy friend."

"You have some spiffy shoes."

by Overstored Milk May 4, 2014


Caps Lock

CAPS Lock (often shortened is considered "shouting" on the internet, online chatrooms, and instant messaging. Avoid using to get your point across.

I'M USING CAPS LOCK ON MY POSTS BECAUSE IT MAKES WHAT I SAY MORE FACTUAL AND IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!

by Overstored Milk October 11, 2014


fungry

Fucking hungry, very hungry, really hungry, or extremely hungry.

"I'm fungry, nothing to eat in this crap house."

by Overstored Milk June 11, 2014