James

James. A special person with a heart of bronze, happy to help out and a great shoulder to lead on. HOWEVER, James is pure and simply a smelly little bum. James has no self pride, extremely chavvy and can be commonly found in knocked off tracksuits because he can't really afford the real thing. James always tries to take control of your life because they have no control over their own. A James has an annoying habit of outstaining his welcome and he is always looking to snatch up your girlfriend, but fear not the smell alone repels him. James is Insanely annoying, loves drama, unkept and usually lives at home with his mom. He's a sad, smelly creature of habit.

Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.

Person 1: Mate my life's a mess

Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James

Person 1: Woah, have you farted?

Person 2: Nah, James just walked in

Mom: Tidy your room!

Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄

Liam

A Liam is a wonderful creature, all the girls love Liam. He has the pick of the bunch. And any girl to bag a Liam is a lucky girl. Typically, Liam has bright, blue sparkly eyes with a body to die for and a gorgeous peachy butt. Has small delicate hands but knows what he's doing with them. Liams enjoy the finer things in life, such as fine food, fine wine, fine arts and fine ladies. Liam has a sharp tongue and has the capability to break your heart. Liam likes the older women. In all, Liam is a fantastic individual making it easy to overlook the micro pp.

Liam, short by name, short by nature, short little pp.

Person 1: That girl looks so happy

Person 2: She must be with a Liam

Person 1: That girl looks heartbroken..

Person 2: Must be with a Liam

Lilly

Lilly is a pretty, confident individual. Lilly attracts alot of admirers including many females. Lilly has a boyfriend to cover up the fact that she secretly prefers women. A lilly is typically a massive show off and it often resorts in trouble following her. Whilst a Lilly might have a pretty face, she's also two faced. Be weary if lilly is your friend, she may be talking shit about you on a daily basis. She is a wannabe chav who likes to impress her peers. However this comes off as cringe.

Person 1: What should I be for Halloween

Person 2: A lilly.

Person 1: Someone told me one of your secrets!

Person 2: Was it Lilly....