🍠

The potato that ate all its carrots,

can see in the dark like a mole,

its eyes the scars
from centuries of shovels, tines.

May spelled backwards
because it hates the light,

pawing its way, padding along,

there in the catacombs.

Him: That potato looks yummy ( 🥔👀😋)
Me: That’s not a potato, that’s a 🍠

24👍 18👎

Grace

one of the hottest people you will ever meet.

casher: hey can i help you
male: yea you got any graces?

16👍 2👎

🤠

Yee yee

Him: yee

Her:yeet🤠

187👍 22👎