Meat Item

A person who has little to no real value rather than being "the real deal" they are a substitute ie instead of being meat they are known as a meat item

did you see the guy Emma is dating? he's a real 'Meat Item'

Riv Friday

Riv Friday is the phenoma which occurs when it is Friday in New Zealand and Australia yet remains Thursday for the rest of the world. Thus, granting those other timezones two Fridays each week

Happy riv friday!

Bed Zoned

the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed

Fergus was totally Bed Zoned last night with that girl!