hurf-durf

Hurf (v) From Old English: To quietly expectorate
Durf (n) From Old Norse: The mixture of alcoholic beverages in the stomach after a night in a lowly tavern
Hurf durf: a sound often heard eminating from public toilet cubicles at 3:30am on a Saturday morning

(Dad) How was your evening, son?
(Son) Well I hurf-durfed at the Slug'n'Lettuce, and after that Marie wouldn't shag me.

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