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A pizzeria in a terrible location in Mineola, next to a rehab, where the addicts come from to smoke cigarettes together in front of the pizzeria entrance. There are tremendous rats in the alley out back, and the basement is flooded with sewage. There is no parking and if you do get a spot you will need to pay the parking meter. The owner is a fat two-faced fake backstabbing scumbag who smiles in everyone's face and pretends to want to help people but only cares about himself, his pockets, and his social media page. This place will not exist by April of 2023.
I walked by Digi Slices but couldn't get in the door because of all the rats and dope fiends smoking bogies.
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An oxymoron referring to a food establishment in Roslyn which serves vegan gluten-free non-GMO cauliflower things to young hipsters, yuppies, and homosexuals and calls it pizza so they can say they ate pizza.
"I just had 2 cauliflower slices from Skinny Pizza."
"Congratulations. Did it come with a side of gender reassignment surgery?"
Chandon hates everything on earth except Kobe Bryant, chicken, iPhones, and NBA2K 19.
"Chandon, you ever heard of name anything?"
"Yeah, that sucks. Kobe is better than Michael Jordan."
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