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Shiterature

Any form of literature (usually simple reads) that you either already have stocked in the bathroom or take with you when you have to take a crap.

Lua: What are you looking for?

Talan: Some shiterature to read while I'm on the toilet.

Mom: What are all these archies doing scattered on your bathroom floor?

Kid: I read them when I'm taking a crap ma!

by Ozla September 30, 2009

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Saving Spree

The exact opposite of a "shopping spree" whereby an individual is determined to live according to a carefully planned out budget that would minimize spending to increase on savings.

I'm on a temporary "saving spree"... no shopping, no outting, until I've saved up enough money for that euro trip!

by Ozla September 30, 2009


For real?!

The exaggerated expression of either excitement, disbelief, disappointment, etc (context dependent) at hearing something new.

Hazan: There's gonna be a free music festival in central park this weekend!
Yumai: Omg for real?! I can't wait!

or...

Hazan: Lua broke her toe and can't dance tomorrow night.
Yumai: Aw for real? That sucks!

by Ozla September 30, 2009

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couch potato chic

Something worn around the house that would not be considered 'street chic' but would be considered cute, comfy, or homey.

or

Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.

John: Oh my gosh Kate, what are you wearing?

Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?

John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!

by Ozla November 12, 2009

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