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Coronadropper

Australian slang - a person who steals women's underwear off clothelines in the dead of night and wears them as a facemask

Bloke: Hey babe you know how your g-strings got nicked off the clothesline the other night, well isn't that fuckstick over there wearing one of them as a facemask?
Bloke's missus: Holy shit you're right hun, what a dirty coronadropper.

by OzzieBloke21 October 29, 2020


Bogan Bangles

Australian slang for handcuffs

Paddy: Hey Darl, what's that horrible screeching noise outside?
Sophie: Oh the cops have just slipped the bogan bangles onto our friendly neighbourhood meth princess, so she's letting them know her thoughts on the matter.

by OzzieBloke21 November 27, 2020


Chrocess mapping

The art of process mapping a business activity in front of a live audience, preferably in a scrappy and incoherent fashion, and using only the crude tools provided in Microsoft Powerpoint .

A typical Chrocess map will be covered in squares that aren't quite square, linked together with arrows that look like they could have been drawn by an elephant holding a crayon in its trunk. The use of a garish and visually offensive colour palette is encouraged

Employee 1: Do you understand the new process for going on campus during COVID-normal?
Employee 2: I thought I did until I attended the Chrocess mapping session on the topic. Now I'm more confused than ever.

by OzzieBloke21 March 25, 2021