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When you take a piano wire and tie it around the base of your nutsack and have a friend yank on the wire from behind, effectively making you fall forward and smack your head on a yellow fire hydrant.
No, other color fire hydrants are not allowed.
"So me and the boys were getting a bit experimental last night. But we should have known better- Every Norwegian Nutcracker ends with a trip to the hospital..."
When an individual shoves their head up another individuals asshole and begins to crawl around on the floor.
"Dude, my girlfriend and I tried centipeding last night. She's got a nice view up there, gotta say."
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A man with the name of Lujansy is bound to change your life forever. Most likely for the better.
He may seem like your average man whore at first but after a while, you'll learn who he really is. A man who wants to find the best in everyone around them and make them the best they can be.
An ambitious man with a will to succeed like no other.
A man who will pull you out of your darkest days and into a brighter future.
"Hey, is that Lujansy?"
"Oh- Yeah, he's coming to the concert too."
"Well, I'd hope so. The dude practically saved our lives. We owe him that much.
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The Big Wazokski is an alternate process for circumcision. The act is similar to how you remove a tooth by tying a string around it and tying that to a door, then slamming it.
It's that but it's your foreskin with a string tied around it.
"I wasn't circumcised as a kid, but I'm getting real tired of cleaning my foreskin so my friend and I are gonna perform The Big Wazowski to solve the issue."