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adorkable

Most Desirable Species of Female.

Warning: Adorkable females may play with colors and styles with their hair. Often. Adorkable females may not be able to walk in heels. And may think that heels are...“stupid”. Or they may not. Adorkable females may or may not have...tatoos. Make-up choices may range from nothing to "Something". Adorkable females may reference "male" oriented programming like, "Adult Swim". Adorkable females are known to be "tough" and "stubborn". Is highly intelligent, thinks for self and doesn't care what "They" think. (See "Hater" pg. 0) Has male and female friends. May be very family oriented. May have much self discipline. Or may not... Adorkable females may not like Star Wars but do not mind that you do…even if they catch species known simply as "Dork" ("Dork" see pg. 100) trying to use… “The Force”…This species of female may walk into walls while wearing sleeping masks…but will hit face-first due to over confidence of placement of one’s own objects in one’s own home. Extremely rare and to be handled with care, Adorkable species of female is what every male wants…even if he is not aware of it. A-Dor-KAH-Bull.

Melanie is so hot...she's so fucking adorkable...

by P-B June 11, 2010

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