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a massively large and/or fine piece o' bootay
MMmmmmm man that bitch got her some padonkadonk!
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A word used by corporate or headquarters weasel types to condescendingly tell employees that they don’t get the big picture.
Employee: “Why have we been working ten hours of overtime a week that we are not being paid for? This clearly violates the Fair Labor Standards Act.”
Corporate Weasel: “You clearly do not have an enterprise view, if you did you would know that we fuck over all employees on a national level, not just here.”
Free Range Parents are predominately rich white people that let their children run around unchecked, even in dangerous situations. It is usually a misguided attempt to allow their children to learn life lessons on their own.
Person 1: I just saw what looked like an eight year old boy, outside in the cold with no jacket on; is that the kid with Free Range Parents?
Person 2: No, that’s Little Billy, his parents aren’t free range, they’re just junkies.
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A Big Skipper is a heavy woman that is strangely attractive. You can find them at local watering holes, if there’s karaoke. Big Skippers while attractive are capable of inflicting serious bodily harm and are known to throw down over any slight, real, or perceived.
Dude 1: “Nixon, what happened to your eye; did you get in a beef last night?
Nixon: “Dude, I was sneaking out with that Big Skipper and three hicks jumped me in the parking lot. Good thing I picked that heavy hitter, she banged out two hicks and I fought the third to a draw.”
A Faux Operator embraces all of the appeaeances of a military spec ops dude, without ever having served. They wear: 511 pants, long beards, Oakley’s, and Hats with tear away Velcro flags. They can often be found in their normal haunts, at celebrity firearms classes. They often feel that the instructor’s past bio somehow is now part of their resume.
Hey bro, I just went over to thank that secret squirrel looking dude, with the new Sig MCX rifle, for his service. You know, the guy that was talking about Mogadishu all morning. He stuttered a bit, then told me, “he had shin splints in ROTC and he couldn’t enlist.” That dude’s not a SEAL, he’s a Faux Operator; I’m gonna steal his $700.00 Aimpount and piss in his canteen later.
A gluten-free friend is a friend that sabotages every meal out with their bullshit. If a gluten-free friend senses people are having fun, they instantly become shit crippled, and ask if what they’re consuming has gluten.
We were having a great night last night when Justin got the bubble gut, and started yelling that his free range tofu had gluten in it. He totally fucked up the night; I’m putting him on the list of gluten-free friends.
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A Phoneass is a type of jerk that starts playing a funny video and n their phone that everyone has to watch, just as you are about deliver your punchline to a group.
A Phoneass is easy to spot because they interrupt you and then show you stupid videos while insisting that proper etiquette is for you to hold their phone so they don’t get a cramp in their stupid arm.
Here comes Fat Phil with his phoneass nonsense. He’s qued up some corny bullshit video of a woman farting that sounds like Yoda. He’s been running around with this for two weeks.