flumpus

an unerect penis, or any other type of floppy material

ohhhhhhh flumpus.

one time he slapped her with his flumpus and she cried.

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hockey stick dick

A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.

Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.

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