Clint Eastwood

n. masc. He's a god among men; He's one of the best directors of all time, making movies about boxing and shit at the age of 77; He's puts on the guise of being meek in person, but thats just because if He were to act as he does on screen, He would kill any stranger who got within fifteen feet of Him; the future capitol of the USA and, later, the world; the manliest thing since He invented the penis; a sexual manuver duting which the man, while fucking on top, drinks pure alcohol (Moonshine, The Shine) and then regurgitates it back into a sort of vessel, and foces the women to consume its contents. v. intr. to have the largest penis in existance; to be the single coolest at all.

Clint Eastwood is God's go-to-guy.

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