mum joke

Generally a cheap joke made at the expense of someone elses mother, especially with sexual connotations.

#1: What's going down?
#2: Johnson's mum
#3: Again? .. laughs

#1: Well my mum was mowing the lawn
#2: Last time I checked she didn't have anything to mow ;)

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zorn and thorn

A pair of harlequins that speak in reverse of one another. Do the Queen's dirty work, or so it would seem.

"We are Zorn and Thorn."
"Thorn and Zorn we are."

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Goligan

Creature with the head of a man and the body of . . . a stick.

Goligan is a rather ackward looking person.

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