amos

Amos: Also known as Amos Syndrome. Originally associated with fungi of the bubon region, the term has been expanded to incorporated other genetalia related diseases.
Due to recent scientific re-modelling of the term, Amos now most astutely define the most hazardous and life threatening of genetalia related ailments.

Doctor: The malformed infant was stuck in the mother's womb, its body partially protruding from the mother's genetalia.

Doctor: A severe case of un-natural discharges affect your son's genetalia, he is afflicted by Amos Syndrome.

Doctor: Cause of death for this patient, Amos Syndrome to the nether region, spreading to his urethra and internal organs, causing internal bleeding and sexual discharges internally.

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We do Ron Ron

From the popular catch phrase derived from the Mc Donald advertisement campaign, this phrase has taken a more literal and street semantic.
Ron Ron refers to a new age drug which provides a high probability for females to discharge during ejaculation and lowers the probability for preganancy.
Also commonly used as a party drug, replacing the once popular Roofy as Ron Ron is harder to detect and no laws are yet enacted upon it.
Side effects of this: Freak preganancies of distorted embryos afflicted by Nebula Syndrome. Difficult pregnancies where the newborn is often stuck and may die of suffocation. A temporary change in facial features and muscular spasms that may be permanent depending on amount of intake.

Male: Lets do Ron Ron!
Female: We did Ron Ron last night, i dont know... Can't we not do Ron Ron for a change?
Male: What are you afraid of? Doing Ron Ron is the best!
Female(reluctantly): Fine.
Male(exuberant): WE DO RON RON!

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