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Sex act involving wearing a moose head, drinking 100% Grade A maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, gargling "he shoots - GOAL!" and gargling the syrup down your bare chest while defecating on ebelskivvers being eaten by Rick Santorum.

Rick loves his aebelskivvers the old fashioned way, as mandated by Canada's History

by P.S.Udonym February 6, 2010

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