shartem

When a Russian man shouts "CYKA BLYAT" while ejaculating into a woman during sex and shitting on the bed

Dude one: I did the Shartem to my girlfriend last night
Dude two: Wow. That could only have gone so well

WAP

Weaponized
Assault

Penguins

Me: I have WAP
My friend: Wait, you mean you have a WAP?
Me: No...

Weaponized Assault Penguins enter the room

Me: I have WAP

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Jibbles

A nickname for people named Jack.

Dude one: "I heard Jibbles committed mass vehicular manslaughter."
Dude two: "Yeah, he's being introduced as Jibbles in his court trial."

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