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Singular: mossy; Plural: mossi.
A mossy is a bald man who appears at your house one day and starts to live there. His day consists of waking up, eating breakfast with you, going to work, and returning home in the evening and going to bed, only to repeat the process in the morning.
Paul: Who's that dude in your house?
Jim: That's my Mam's new boyfriend. He's such a mossy!
Fred: I think I've got a mossy living in my house.
Andrew: You think that's bad, I've had multiple mossi living in my house over the past few years. All my Mam's old boyfriends.
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Person 1: It freezin' in here!
Person 2: Shut up, would you? You sapsicle!
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A conjunction of the words 'yeah' and 'course'. Used when the two words are supposed to follow each other in quick succession in a sentence, and end up blending in with one another.
Person 1: Hey, you going to Paul's birthday party?
Person 2: Yahcourse!
The plural of 'walrus'.
Zoo Tour Guide: And on your left you can see a walrus-- No, wait. There's another one. On your left you can see two walri.
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Person 1: Did you get the new Maths book?
Person 2: No, I'm getting threemorrow.
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When someone enters a conversation by blurting something which they think is funny or appropriate to the conversation, but which completely kills the previously enjoyable conversation.
Example 1: Person 1: You slagging me!?
Person 2: Yeah! And!?
Person 1: Do you wanna fight!?
Person 3: Ooh, shit's going down!
(Person 1 and Person 2 leave because of Person 3's un-deahlifying comment).
Example 2: Person 1: Story, lads!?
Person 2: Awh, deahly like, wha!?
Person 3: Hello, guys.
(Person 3 has just un-deahlified the conversation).