hufman's isolation theory

the action in which a certain male homosapien isolates himself from a crowd of both men and attractive females in order to score on a cowardly account.

when the time is right the person initiates hufman's isolation theory by finding a secluded area and isolating himself from the crowd, sometimes acting sad for no particular reason...in turn the females find his so called "shyness" cute and at least one, if not multiple females flock to this person just as he intended.

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hufman's theory of departion

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.

while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.

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