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Raymi

1. An unabashedly naive overthinker.

2. A state of bold, insatiable impatience.

3. Term of endearment for genuineness.

1. (PERSON 1): “I need to know what my English teacher meant when she said my term paper was ‘a curious collection of words.’ Did she hate it? Couldn’t ‘curious’ have a positive connotation? I mean, I’d like to think that curiosity was once a redeemable attribute in children that we mournfully surrender with age...”

(PERSON 2): “Please chill the $&@! out! You don't know that she doesn't even read half the papers we write! God, you’re pulling such a Raymi right now. Maybe stop overthinking?”

2. (P1): “After much thought, I’d be honored to write an extensive, thoroughly researched bio for you to be featured on the new website.”

(P2): “That’s wonderful!! When can you get started? What will you write about me? Though your writing will need some help. Surely you’ll be sending me proofs so that I can correct your grammar and punctuation. And let's not forget your pedestrian attempts at humor or your flagrant tendencies to end sentences with a preposition. So when do you’ll think you’ll be able to start? You have to tell me now so I know when to expect it!”

(P1): “Will you take a breath for $&@!’s sake? If I’d known you’d get all Raymied out on me, I never would’ve agreed!”

3. (P1): “You know, that new girl at school is so stuck up! Her parents are getting her a Range Rover, and she doesn’t even work."
(P2): “Not true. You’re just jealous of her because she speaks her mind truthfully and with kindness. You’re just an ass who tells lies, and she’s a total Raymi.”

by PB&J254639 October 8, 2019