Macbook Air

the latest incarnation of Macbook computers. unbelievably thin, razor sharp, and pretty much invisible all around.

"Hey, Jim, did you see my new Macbook Air?" "No." "Neither did I."

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Sixburgh

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, otherwise known as the Steel City and the City of Champions. Named "Sixburgh" after the Steelers became the only franchise in NFL history to win six Super Bowls.

Where should we go this year? New York? Nah. Chicago? No way. How about Sixburgh to see the Steelers, the greatest sports franchise in history?

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telegram

A once-popular system of telecommunications, in which the sender would contact the telegram service and speak their message over the phone. The person taking the message would then send it, via a teletype machine, to a telegram office near the receiver's address. The message would then be hand-delivered to the addressee. From 1851 until it discontinued the service in 2006, Western Union was the best-known telegram service in the world.

Hey, let's send Mom a telegram for her birthday! She just loves receiving that little yellow envelope.

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funky honky

A Caucasian person, such as Justin Timberlake or Eminem, that can keep beats with, and has the rhythm of, a person of African descent.

Eminem can lay down dem beats, man- he's one funky honky!

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sweatpants girl

The stereotypical college girl of the modern era. She always wears sweatpants (unless she's wearing pajamas), because she feels that her complete and total comfort trumps the fact that she looks like a complete and total slob. The sweatpants are usually accompanied by a school t-shirt and flip flops in the summer and a school sweatshirt and Ugg boots in the winter. Common accessories include an extremely expensive handbag to go with her clearance-sale sweatpants, and sunglasses that take up half of her face. A cellular phone can always be seen close by, for the rapid sending and receiving of text messages, unless at the moment she's preoccupied with listening to the latest chart-topping rap song on her iPod.

Nicole is a sweatpants girl. She rolls out of bed five minutes before class, never brushes her hair, and can always be seen in sweatpants (except for the times she gets up so late she just keeps her pajamas on).

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Dacow

A slaughterhouse for cows, made popular by the Family Guy episode "McStroke." A play on the word "Dachau," a Nazi concentration camp.

Peter and Brian rescued a bull from Dacow, who later testified against the atrocities that occurred there.

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we need to talk

According to George Costanza, "the worst four words in the English language." Added Jerry Seinfeld, "either that or 'whose bra is this?'"

Before breaking up with him, George's girlfriend let him know that "we need to talk."

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