factorial funny

Reading "!" used for punctuation as if they designated the mathematical function factorial.

LEX: I used Yahoo Factorial to look for Panic Fatorial @ The Disco concerts.
IRA: Since when is the word factorial funny?

Whoristorian

People who can remember almost every guy/girl their friends have hooked up with, how they met, where they were, what nickname they gave the guy/girl and why they were dubbed said nickname. Portmanteau of whore and historian.

Ellie was so adept at recalling her friends' hookups that they dubbed her a "whoristorian."

Evite Exegesis

Analyzing an evite. Despite evites' air of informality, they are often carefully constructed by party planners and thus can be rich with meaning. Nevertheless, it is easy to overthink an evite, whether by incorrectly ascribing intentionality to hastily written remarks, attempting to divine patterns from the ebb & flow of responses, or forgetting to ask yourself the simple question, "Will I have fun?"

No response prompts more evite exegesis than "+ 1 guest."

Black Irish Twins

Siblings born in the same year to different mothers.

A pun on Irish twins, Black Irish, and the multigenerational deterioration of African-American families.

NB: You don't have to be Black to have a Black Irish Twin.

The other eighth graders thought Dion and Errol were kidding about being "brothers from another mother," but they mean it literally since they were Black Irish Twins.

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groupie tendencies

The likelihood of an individual to adore/follow otherwise-peers.

Groupie tendencies need not involve any sexual desire. In fact, those with extreme groupie tendencies ask nothing of their (usually reluctant) paradours save acceptance of an unequal relationship. Such cases — while sometimes able to acknowledge the pathetic aspects of their attitude — feel a righteous indignation about their actions.

Even though he was an able leader in school, Kobe's groupie tendencies arose around his cousins at home.

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Metattle

Someone who reveals that someone else has revealed something. From the Greek meta meaning "after" and the Middle English tattle meaning "tattle."

Vanity Fair metattled on W. Mark Felt's involvement in the Watergate scandal by outing him as "Deep Throat."

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chocolate rainbow

All possible shades Black people can appear in, from Colin Powell to Wesley Snipes.

The Huxtables were a chocolate rainbow.

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