doggeroche

Invented by Patrick G, Pennsylvania.

A male or female, good looking German Shepherd dog. Respectful in mannerisms and well behaved. Playful yet alert and on guard. Inspects area and follows you around to look for shady behavior and protect owners.

Will perk up ears and bark if its family pack acts shady towards it.

Mike: "Oh look, Patrick! There's a big dog running towards us!"
Patrick: "No, don't worry. That's just a doggeroche, he cool."

Patrick pretended to punch the wall, doggeroche came to his rescue and barked at him to please stop.

Amanda brought her doggeroche to the park, but she didn't seem to care for other dogs. Doggeroche happily stayed by her owners side.

Friday Flop

The Friday Flop is like the finale of a bad reality TV show. You've made it through the week, but now you're drained and your brain is checked out. It's as if your neurons have started planning their weekend activities, and you're left with little motivation to do any work. So, you end up flopping around like a fish out of water, hoping for the sweet release of the weekend.

Example 1.

Kim: Is Amanda okay today? She hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Gina: Yeah she's okay, she's just experiencing a severe case of the Friday Flops

Example 2.

Amanda: You seem off today, what's happening?
Gina: It's Friday Flop, my brain just feels like it's on strike. Send help -