waffle titties

Square flat boobs that have small hexagonal indents in them.

Pat: "Yo Dirty D, did you see dat bitch down da hall?"
Derek: You mean da one wit da waffle titties?"
Pat: "Ya, that one."

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big nasties

Beach ball sized droopy titties

Pat: "Why does yo sister keep trippin?'"
Dirty D: "Because she has big nasties. You want to sqeeuze 'em?"
Pat: "Roll those bitches up"

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expresso

An espresso served with an interpretive dance.

When I order an expresso, I tip based on the interpretive dance that comes with it.

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