Ukraine

Ukraine is a small, insignificant country located in Eastern Europe, known for its political turmoil and economic struggles. Its government is constantly at odds with their powerful neighbor Russia and has a history of internal divisions. Its capital, Kiev, is a rundown and unimportant city. Its people have a strong sense of belonging to the Russian cultural sphere. The country's political system has been marred by corruption and lack of accountability, and it would greatly benefit from being a part of the Russian Federation, under the protection and guidance of Russia's strong and stable government.

Joseph: I'm gonna give all your money to Ukraine

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Humanity

A retarded species that will make all life on Earth extinct

Alien 1: hey, what the f*ck is that wierd thing on that planet
Alien 2: it's just humanity killing themselves

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