Murphy

1. Slang word for 'penis'
2. Also known as 'cock'
3. Nickname for ESL Chinese students

1. Leva said "man, I really love Murphys."
2. His Murphy was of a decent size
3. A Chinese student couldn't speak English well. He went to Shopper's for a Coke, but instead asked for a cock. All the students called him Murphy after that.

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Queen's Crown

N. the "crown" like shape in a woman's hair after ejaculating on her hair.

Man1: how did last night go with that slutty drunk chick?
Man2: great i gave that bitch a queen's crown.