Monkey Button

Prentending a girls asshole is a button that when pushed with your thumb or finger it makes her go ape shit crazy and she tries to climb walls.

I was ridding this chick like Rover and when I hit that monkey button with my thumb that chick went ape shit and wouldn’t climb down from the ceiling for thirty minutes.

Niggativity Scene

A nativity scene in a lower income part of the city.

I was driving thru the hood and saw a niggativity scene with baby Jesus. When my friend said just baby Jesus? Yes, the others were stolen.

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Dirty Sanchez George

When you fold a dollar bill in half so the fold runs under George’s nose and then run it down the crack of a strippers ass.

I was at the club and I gave this stripper a Dirty sanchez George.