Fur Nut Mustache

noun. Placement of a hairy nutsack beneath the nose and above the upper lip of a person administering oral gratification to a male.

My upperlip would be freezing if it weren't for this fur nut mustache.

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u-bolt

The act of sliding the index finger into the vagina & the thumb into the anus of a woman on all fours, preferably lubed & naked.
Also not a direct member of one's own family.
Term used in Boston ,Mass,USA.By a guy called CHARLIE.

Camilla held back the tears & bit the pillow while Charles slipped her the u-bolt.
Little did she know that not only must she suffer this indignity at the hands of H.R.H. but he would also leave her bearing the mark of shame,a dirty sanchez.

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spangtackly

Looking like or similar to a spanish tacklebox. But when pertaining to a piece of art, the word becomes "spangtacklesque".

dude, he looks really spangtackly today. he must have done something to his hair.

Scooter

a form of two wheeled transport that sounds like a hair dryer, and gets about the same top speed, some have nice body kits though

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ROOKS NEST

An unkempt & particularly stank vag.
Commonly found on beduff women in the english heartlands.

Please tell me you didn't go down on that girl ,she's got a minge like a rooks nest.

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act of justice

i kick arse hartlepool metal band

consiting of
joel
danny
ian
waughy
matty

hate schmuu

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doggish

Used when describing something bad.

"My car blew up... doggish." or "You're a doggish c**t!"

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