Pumpkin Face

An individual (most often female) who tans so frequently that her face begins to resemble a pumpkin: orange, round and fat.

Frequently their skin also begins to resemble the hard, leathery hide of a pumpkin.

Guy 1: "I can't stand Jersey, man. It's crawling with Pumpkin Face's, let's just go to Vegas"
Guy 2: "You're right, the hookers in Vegas have more class than Jersey bitches"

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