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A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.
Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .
The process of delivering a baby after a mother has died.
In the part where Jon fucked up hiding the body, he heard on the news about a lady being performed on as a post-mortem delivery. He only caught the 7 syllables as he is currently emotionally, mentally and physicall scarred. The one and only thought he could produce was to ship the body somewhere else, this is where the mistakes were made, oh silly little Jon.
Cut a knife in two, shove one end in your peehole and the other in your anus, fucking wildly back and forth.
So Jon was into some weird stuff, dude decided to perform a knife to split and needed Sarah's friend, Katie to join them. Katie willingly accepted as she was a bit of a urethraholic, but we'll get into that another time. He decided to go handle first on both sides, producing the knife blade ends' for his ladies. He got into a back and forth humping motion slaughtering Katie while she tried to suck his dick, turning it into a wildly bloody and gratuitous event. Sarah, on the other end, handled it like a fucking champ and went ass to ass with Jon until climaxing at a G-spot orgasm for several hours. She wiped her booty and rubbed the dirtied cloth on Jon's face asking, "Is that all you got for me, babe?"
A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.
Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)
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When your nut sack gets a slight tear while still producing semen resulting in cum boogers dangling from your nuts.
After he got stabbed in the sack, nick had booger nuts for weeks.
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When somebody sucks the shit out of an asshole, cleaning the rectum of toxins.
Jon was prepping himself for anal with a banana that he planned to eat afterwards, so he asked Sarah to give him a clean joey so he could properly enjoy eating it.
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An individual obsessed with pleasuring urethra's, be it there own or others.
That bitch Katie from knife to split was a hardcore urethraholic, never seen a chick cotton swab a dick like she did. As you know, she's dead and in her obituary it reads, "Will always be known as a sweet little girl by the boys down at the homeless shelter, she was abandoned at a young age and you can say Dirty Mike was a bit of a stork when it comes to the taking of children. A lady named Sarah found her after many a soup kitchens had been served in that tight little booty. She quickly discovered Katie had a fetish for putting things in peeholes when she handed her a pen to sign her name, looked away for a second and noticed Katie had placed it firmly in Sarah's urethra. Sarah's pretty much a pimp and collects abandoned hoes from the street, cleans them up a bit and then puts them through the most violent gauntlet fuck fests known to mankind.
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