MANSIPAD

A LARGE WAD OF TOILET PAPER USED TO LINE ONES UNDERWEAR AFTER A TRULY HORRENDOUS SHIT, AND THE CLEANLINESS OF ONES INTITIAL ATTEMPTS TO WIPE CANNOT BE CERTAIN.

I ATE TACOBELL FOR LUNCH AND TOOK A SERIOUS DUMP, BUT HAD TO HURRY TO A MEETING. ITS A GOOD THING I AM WEARING MY MANSIPAD OTHERWISE I'D HAVE TO BY SOME NEW UNDERWEAR.