Dry Snitching

Dry snitching is a calculated but yet passive aggressive way to dime out your homeboy. In most cases to save your own ass without being the obvious rat bastard you are and save yourself from a fishing trip in your new concrete Nike’s.

You and your homeboy get pulled over

Cop: I smell marijuana step out of the car
Cop: who’s weed is this?
Homeboy: like a MF’n G says nuth’n
You: look at your homeboy and say “don’t worry fam I’ll put money on yo books”
Homeboy: (shaking head) you dry snitching Mufuka.

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Hyposexual

Hyposexual- more commonly known as HSDD is hypoactive sexual desire disorder. Although many people haven’t heard of it, HSDD has been known to the medical community for decades.

Hyposexual (HSDD) is a disorder that’s causes

Lawyers to get rich especially in a legally bound relationship where one partner is infected with, contracts, acquires or comes down with said disorder. This disorder has no incubation period. Immediately your partner will have a complete disregard for your needs and immediately you have a green light to cheat like lance Armstrong.

“When a person steals your SO (significant other), there is no better revenge than to let them keep them”

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