nobjob

i made it it means wank but its totally better

im going to have a nob job

8👍 15👎

reloy

someone who is retarted

brian is such a reloy

13👍 6👎

Biscuit

ass, tush, booty, etc.

I would like to butter her biscuit

549👍 377👎

xenosaga

a video game for the playstation 2. developed by the vatican and published by namco. it is notorious for it's horribly slow gameplay and storyline. you play 2 hours worth of battles (had there been no battles, 3 minutes of game map) and watch extremely boring and long cutscenes about how if you don't believe in the christian god you are something called the gnosis, followed by extremely blatant references to religion.

it's a surprise the pope approved this game since all the angels are gay and everyone knows gay people are sinners

19👍 154👎

candyass

Kickass album by the band Orgy.

Orgy's candyass rules. It has the song 'stitches' on it.

80👍 103👎

har...

when something just isnt funny...when its plain fucking lame..

"hahahaha what dumbasses they spelled burger king 'buger kin'"

"har dude...har"

4👍 10👎

shovel kick

A Flat Footed kick. The most embarising way to receive a kick. By turning one foot 90 degree, thus opening it up to deliver the blow.

I shovel kicked Farley in the nuts last weekend, he went down like a fag.

3👍 3👎