Grammer Nazi

A piece of shit. Yes, I misspelled "grammar" on purpose. I just wanted to piss some people off, you know? Like I always do, with the r/Wooosh or Cat definition?

Me: ugh, squirrels are fucking bitches, they dont deserve to live
Grammer nazi: UR SO MEAN! DONT TREAT GRAMMER LIKE THAT
Me: does it fucking matter? i dont need grammar to be on the internet
Grammer nazi: IT MEANS UR UNEDUCATED AND I HIGHLY DOUBT UR GOOD AT IT
Me: dont be a hypocrite
Grammer nazi: IM NOT BEING HYPOCRITE STOP HATING BITCH
Me: your fault
Grammer nazi: NO ITS NOT UR NOT USING GRAMMAR
Me: Fine. If you want me to fucking use grammar, I will fucking use grammar. Now stop being a fucking hypocrite and learn to use grammar the right way yourself, got that, fuck-face?

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Guitar Hero

A game that is infinitely better than FNAF.

Guitar Hero is fucking awesome!

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Grammer

A typo-way of saying "grammar". Or just the fucking retarded way of saying "grammar". This is something you will see on the internet, used by people who correct other people's grammar. What people don't know is... oh yeah... YOU DON'T NEED GRAMMAR TO BE ON THE INTERNET, DUMBASSES!

"squirrels are fucking stupid, why do you even like them"
"Ur so mean! Do not treat grammer like that."

Pink Sheep

A character. Purposely cocky and fucking annoying. Too bad his fans don't get that he is a character and are even worse.

"pink sheep sucks"
"HATER ALERT HATER ALERT"

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PETA

An organization that tells others to go vegan.

These pieces of shit don't like it when animals are hurt in any way, but they have killed more than 10000 pets, claiming they were "sick", but they were perfectly healthy.

PETA: YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO KILL ANIMALS, WE ARE!!!

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LPS

Short for "Little Pieces of Shit".

Small animal figures with big heads. These always look fucking terrible.

"I hate LPS"
"Well I hate your guts! Please take this in the nicest way possible!"
"Basically, you are saying "I FUCKING HATE YOU BUT BECAUSE IM A FUCKING PRICK THAT THINKS IM SMART I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME""

Cat

An animal that is really good at hunting, is pretty intelligent, and an animal that some people think is the worst animal to exist. I mean, how retarded do you have to be to not know what a rabbit is?

Or an animal that people compare to dogs, because its the most common pet to have, I guess. Both dogs and cats rock, okay? Just shut the fuck up, have a fantastic day, and a moment of peace.

Ignorant person: Dude, cats are fucking evil.
Person with brains: Are you fucking kidding me? I have a cat and he keeps rabbits out of my fields all the time!
Ignorant person: Yep, still evil for killing rabbits.
Person with brains: You don't even know that rabbits are pests and are worth only meat, are you mentally ill?
Ignorant person: Rabbits are cute.
Person with brains: So?

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