Motarded

When a person performs his/her job or task with such a high level of motivation it makes them appear retarded. Motivated-Retarded.

Scene: One army platoon has guard shift.

Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?

Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!

Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.

Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.

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Swiss Pie

When one has sex with his buddies sister in the butt and then procedes to wipe his penis on his sleeping buddies upper lip.

Dude, I totally gave you the "Swiss Pie" last night and you didnt even budge

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