pie

The ruler of all things living and dead

guy: LOOK I GOTZ THE PIE!

other guy: OMFG PIE!

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ramen

the best 9 cent meal to ever grace human lips, and very good at burning my tounge

Person:my ramen is done ^_^

other person: wait for it to cool dick nut

person: AHHHHHHHH MY TOUNGE!!

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