oldham

Place where i was born but now live in shaw. its part of Greater Manchester. Oldham is also the birthplace of Michelle Marsh (a fine ass glamour model who is well known and is often seen with Lucy Pinder in mens magazines).

sum1:damn u see that riot in oldham on the newz?
me: nah but i heard it was krazy as hell.

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paris hilton

an ugly bitch whos nose is seriously fuCKed up and is only famous for bein a spoilt rich kid.

Jay: paris hiltons nose is fuCKed up bad coz shes been snortin too many keys of coke.
Me: yup coz shes a spoilt rich bitch who can afford tons of that shit so no worries bout that bitch.

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