fire

something hotter than hot; the second level of hotness
hot-> fire-> lava -> magma -> nova

Those shoes are fire I think I might steal them.

5👍 4👎

lava

something hotter than fire; the 3rd level of hotness
hot-> fire-> lava -> magma -> nova

Those shoes are FUCKING lava!

48👍 19👎

nova

a rare occasion to have something so ridiculously hot; the 5th and final level of hotness
hot-> fire-> lava -> magma -> nova

Those shoes are so unbelievable that I am simply flabbergasted at the site of such a magnificant brilliance. It's as if God himself crafted those shoes instead of the forced labor of children in Indonesia and such other Asian countries even though those little buggers really know how to make some shoes. The only suitable word to describe those shoes is nova.

14👍 7👎

hot

something cool;the first level of hotness
hot-> fire-> lava -> magma -> nova

Those shoes are kinda hot.

9👍 16👎

magma

something hotter than lava; 4th level of hotness
hot-> fire-> lava -> magma -> nova

Those shoes are so hot they're fuckin magma and I might just shit myself they're so magma.

12👍 10👎