magic-miking

When u take off ur shirt and put on some tight pants (tie is optional) and lather urself in oil, then pose in front of ur girl (the mirror if ur lonely).

John: Hey babe wanna go magic-miking?
Ashley: Yes

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Seb

Seb (Sexually Explicit Breakfast) is a meal made by men and given to a woman, consisting of food telling the woman that you wanna fuck tonight. A Seb consists of a sausage, 2 eggs, and some milk.

John: Here's ur breakfast
Allison: (stares at plate, realizes whats going on) Thanks for my Seb, John!
John: (Can't stop thinking about fucking)