Chuck Norris

No man can describe such a word. Some say that he is a devout christian. He lays in his bed at night and waits for Jesus to pray to him.

Jesus: Hey, umm, Chuck? May I call you Chuck?

Chuck Norris: What is it

Jesus: Hey, uh, can you, uh, please stop swimming on land, you're making me look bad. Sorry for the notice....

(Awkward Pause)

Jesus: NAW! Jus kidding man..... :(

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