dog smile

n: the underside of the glans penis, or dickhead, under the urethra, or pee-hole, where the dickhead splits resembling a dog smiling

Damn baby why ain't you kissin' my dog smile while you suck' on my dickhead, bitch.

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Frankie "Dog-Smile" Tutone got his nickname when his botched circumcision gave his dog smile teeth.

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Little Girl Blue walks up to Man, who is walking his dog, and says, "Gee Mister, your dog sure is smiling!" The Man responds by pulling his dickhead out of his pants and flipping it over, saying, "Damn right it is!" The Man was Ryan Minges.

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