Dyked

When you got your best flannel on, rockin' them Dickie's slacks and a great pair of work boots; your all dyked out.

"Have you seen Karens outfit today? She's all dyked out."

Gweird

Adjective; Genius and weird mixed together

Verb; Gweirded (in this case the W is silent)

Secondary Meaning; To go to the hospital to have a gerbil removed from your asshole

Gwearding; The act of two or more people pausing after the same great idea and then after a three second pause they all say, "Gweard" at the same time while looking and pointing at each other

"Gweird minds think alike"

"I totally spent sunday getting gweared"
"Did you just see all those douchebags gwearding?"