NSS Award

The "No Shit Sherlock" Award. Given to people who state something so incredibly obvious, it pisses you off.

"Man, Rosie O'Donnel is fat."
"Congratulations, you win the NSS Award."

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morbo

1) To poop a rabbit in ones pants.
2) An alien from futurama who will someday kill us all.

1) Oh fuck I morboed my pants it hurts like hell.
2) Morbo: die puny human, I will rape uu with my 30ft long dick!

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Pee and Cheese

The smell of Robin's sweaty body after eating dairy products and playing with young asian boys

Look at that sweaty pee and cheese smelling guy playing with that asian boy. It is not a sweaty Lucyk...It is Robin.

P.S. Tina is a Patata

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number five

when Jeff Maine sits on the toilet and bloody diarrhea pours out of his ass

I don't feel so good, I just had number five. -Jeff Maine

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barn burner

when one team beats the nothing out of another team so bad that its really friggin embarassing and everyone laughs at them.

Man you shoulda seen the game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Cowboys got romped nasty! It was a barn burner like no other!

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butt

shit hole, or crap master.

I shat out of my butt.
He dropped a duece out of his butt.
there is wet poop dropping from my butt.

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