Morbo - noun
1. Short for Morbidly Obese.
Refers to a person who is far too fat for their own good.
And possibly the well being of those around them.
2. An Alien from the cartoon series Futurama created by Matt Groening.
He is green and has a large head, clearly denoting the size of his awesome brain.
He is a news reporter and works with a woman called Linda, who he refers to as human female
1.
A: Look at that fat cunt over there...
B: God damn, that's a Morbo, never mind fat.
A: Better call in that Air Strike...
2.
Morbo: Morbo DEMANDS an answer to the following question:
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child.
Would you SEIZE AND CONSUME IT?!
Morbo: PATHETIC HUMANS, PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
Morbo: I will DESTROY you!
All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo
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A Slang term for a person or thing that embodies the qualities of "morbidly obese"
Example 1:
Girl:" OMG you see that burger, that so full of calories... totally morbo"
Example 2:
Guy 1: Did you see the big girl tom ended up with last night?
Guy 2:No, was she bad?!
Guy 1: Dude she was Morbo
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Guy 1 - *eats entire bag of Doritos*
Guy 2 - βYouβre such a fuckin Morboβ
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In Spanish slang, sex appeal, particularly when referring to a shady type
Me dan morbo los macarras
I feel attracted to hoodlums
Vi a Eduardo Noriega en Tesis.Β‘QuΓ© morbo tiene el tΓo!
I saw Eduardo Noriega in Tesis. How attractive he is!
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Look at that morbo scarfing down that cheeseburger; that's disgusting.
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1) To poop a rabbit in ones pants.
2) An alien from futurama who will someday kill us all.
1) Oh fuck I morboed my pants it hurts like hell.
2) Morbo: die puny human, I will rape uu with my 30ft long dick!
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A highly contagious disease that causes certain girls with wavy hair and round glasses to spontaneously combust.
"Uh oh, I think I might've caught Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo..."