Hamrsly

A hamrsley can be sighted in it's natural habitat; virtual chapel. Hamrsley's are allergic to lgbt people. A common way to find one is to ask for an RS teacher who doesn't know anything about religions other than Christianity.

A: I think hamrsly is wiping the board with his sock again...

B: oh that's why it always stinks in here

Hambo

Hambos can be found in their natural habitat.. virtual chapel. They can be seen wiping their board with socks or looking like mega mind.

A) Oh look it's a wild hambo
B) I think he's eating turds
A) oh no he's just trying to injest the Bible