Hannah

Depressed and is really worried about his friend being attracted to toasters, microwaves, and fridges

My friend Hannah said I should sty with my microwave, but how could I?! The microwave cheated on me with the fridge!

Urban Dictionary

The dictionary where everyone can post anything even if its incorrect

Wow, Urban Dictionary is sooo cool!
Yeah, but it said that cows go oink

Bernard

The really nice guy who talks you into stuff and you can't say no because he's so nice, but if he was in the hunger games would probably kill viciously

Bernard is so nice!
Yeah, but he is sometimes really mean, like he was threatening to kill me!

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Bernard

Bernard is a person who is really nice, but talks you into something but you can't say no coz he's so nice

Gee, bernards so nice, i coudnt say so to him, now im in the green thumbs clup

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Kiavash

The person who wears a scrunchie without long enough hair to tie it back. Also makes dirty jokes, and plays games in class at school.

Person one: I saw Kiavash playing Minecraft in class yesterday!
Kiavash: I've got a massive penis that has fucked multiple hoes!

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Shrek

A unit of time - approximately 1 hour 35 minutes (the length of the movie)

Wow, that concert went for so long!
Yeah, it was like 3 Shreks long!

Sam

Makes some dirty jokes and tried to do things under the teachers nose without them noticing

Chinese Teacher: Sam, say Shi
Sam: Shit