Kpop

A genre of music, that, proven by scientists, when the sound waves enter your brain, the sound will produce cancerous tumors. If these tumors are left alone, you can acquire either ear cancer, testicular cancer, ovarian cancer, blood cancer, and brain cancer. The blood cancer can spread this disease all across the human body through the circulatory system. Your immune system will not be able to fight it off because it is so strong. Even if you are God and you pull through, you will be galvanized to commit suicide as soon as possible. I myself lost a friend to this. If you get any of those types of cancer, then it is known as "Kpopearien disease".

If you listen to Kpop, your life is currently in serious danger. So this is your warning. DO NOT LISTEN TO KPOP, OR ELSE YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE LIVING HELL THAT IS ONLY COMPARABLE TO TWITTER. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. THIS WILL START A GLOBAL PANDEMIC IF PEOPLE OF THIS EARTH ARE UNEDUCATED TO IT. THIS WILL BE COVID 19, THE SEQUEL.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that new Kpop son----"
Person 2: "Person 1, you need to seek medical attention, immediately! Your life is in serious danger! I am dialing 911 right now!
Person 1: "What do you mea---"

***person 1 collapses***
Person 2: "Oh my God! The sound waves have created the dangerous tumors already!!!"

***one week later***
***person 1 lies in a hospital bed, person 2 in a chair next to him.***

Person 1: "What happened to me? I feel so strange..."
Person 2: "You contracted Kpopearian disease. The two tumors formed by the sound waves of the Kpop you listened to combined and created a gargantuan cancer cell, which then infected all of the other cells in your body."
Person 1: "Oh my Go----"
***person 1's body becomes rigid and uncontrollable by person 1.***
***person 1 walks towards the window of the hospital, as he is on the 10th floor.***
Person 2: "What are you doing??"
***person 2 attempts to stop person 1 from what he is about to do.***
***person 1 has immense strength because of the disease, and person 2 is unable to stop him.***
Person 1's body lays spread-eagled on the ground 100 feet below.
***Doctor walks in the room***
Doctor: "Ah, so the brain tumor galvanized him to jump out of the window. We have lost many people who got this disease to that."
Person 2: ***very loud sobbing***

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