grundeller

A person who licks, tickles, or otherwise plays with another person's grundel

That girl is the best grundeller, she started with her tongue and it felt amazing

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cruiser spooning

To cuddle up in a half-spoon half-fetal position with a body pillow because you have got led on by a girl again.

Look at Cruzer, he's cruiser spooning again, must have been the DJing that sealed the deal.

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guzzla

A girl who willingly and enthusiastically drinks not one but two 16oz cups of two different people's piss.

Bridget: If you piss in a cup I'll drink it.
Jon: Here you go, that's 16 oz. of my piss.
Bridget pounds the contents of the cup.
Bridget: See I told you you could drink piss and it didn't hurt you.
Jon proceeds to puke 3 times.
Ashley(said in a Cockney Accent): 'Ello Guzzla

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