Lew

It's like a human insect that won't stop buzzing around you and it's always trying to mess you up whenever you're in a critical situation

Man I was trying to take my grandma to the hospital but this Lew pushed my grandma down the staircase

Chud

It's when you shit then no matter how many times you wipe it just won't go away you constantly feel like there's something still in there

Man I've wiped my ass 17 times I hate getting a Chud