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Jill was pissed Randy was premature last night. Jill said he suffers from Spontaneous Cumbustion.
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While masterbating without lotion, the heat from the friction causes the pubic hair to ignite.
Phil doesn't have to shave now because of the forest fire last night.
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Placing your pinky in your mouth with a smile after applying the shocker, as to taste the remnants.
After Phil was done with the girl, he came out of his room doing the Dr. Evil.
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